You Don't Have to Be stupid to Sit Here. .

but it helps.
 I had occasion to sit in the waiting room of and automotive repair shope today . I was waiting for a flat tire to be fixed on my sons car. The television was on . A movie was playing  on the 42" television. An odd movie, a very odd movie. I left and circulated the store as  the movie played on.I returned. I left and paced the floor outside the service desk.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482603/